Sexual health · Discreet and confidential

Private sexual health and STI testing in London.

Discreet, doctor led sexual health testing and advice, without judgement. Comprehensive screening for sexually transmitted infections, with results explained sensitively and clearly.

DiscreetAnd confidential
From £185STI screening
Doctor ledResults explained sensitively

What it is

Private testing, without the awkwardness.

Sexual health is just health. We treat it that way: privately, professionally, and without judgement.

You can be screened for a single concern or for a full range of infections. Testing is doctor led, your privacy is protected throughout, and results are given to you sensitively, with a clear explanation and any follow-up care arranged promptly where clinically appropriate.

Advice first

Talk to a GP first, discreetly.

Testing and consultations take place at our Palmers Green clinic. If you would like to talk through symptoms, contraception or previous results before any testing, you can book a GP consultation at the clinic first.

A GP consultation and examination in clinic is £100 for 30 minutes. To arrange an appointment, contact the clinic and we will sort it with you.

What we offer

Testing and advice.

Everything is private and doctor led, in a calm and non judgemental setting — from a single test to a full screen.

01

STI screening

Testing for sexually transmitted infections, including HIV, chlamydia, gonorrhoea and syphilis.

02

HPV testing

Testing for human papillomavirus, which is linked to a number of cancers.

03

Cervical smears

Smear tests for women, carried out gently and explained clearly.

04

Prostate checks

Prostate health checks for men, including the blood test and an examination where appropriate.

05

Contraception advice

A frank, supportive conversation about contraception and what might suit you.

06

Results and next steps

Results explained sensitively, with any follow up and onward care arranged where clinically appropriate after assessment.

How it works

From booking to results, handled with care.

Four simple steps, with your privacy protected throughout.

Book an appointment
  1. 01

    Book discreetly

    Book a time that suits you at our Palmers Green clinic. If you would like advice first, book a GP consultation at the clinic, or contact us and we will arrange it with you.

  2. 02

    A private consultation

    An unhurried, non judgemental conversation, and the tests taken with care.

  3. 03

    Analysed confidentially

    Your samples go to an accredited laboratory, with most results back in a few days.

  4. 04

    Results and support

    We explain your results sensitively, and arrange any next steps promptly where clinically appropriate.

Discretion, as standard

Confidential from first contact to results.

Everything is private and doctor led, in a calm and non judgemental setting. Results are given to you sensitively, with clear explanations and support, and we contact you in the way you ask us to.

Clinique Alpa is registered with the Care Quality Commission (CQC). We provide private healthcare and do not replace your NHS GP. If you are unsure which route is right, contact the clinic and we will point you the right way.

  • 01

    Discreet and confidential. Your privacy is protected throughout, from booking to results.

  • 02

    Non judgemental. An unhurried conversation, without judgement, whatever your concern.

  • 03

    Results explained sensitively. We explain what your results mean and what, if anything, to do next.

Fees

Clear fees, confirmed before you book.

The fee depends on how many infections are included, and is confirmed before you book. Full pricing is on our appointments and fees page.

ServiceFee
Sexually transmitted infection screen£185 to £419
Blood serology test£195
GP consultation and examination in clinic, 30 minutes£100

Questions, answered plainly

Frequently asked questions.

What can I be tested for?

A wide range of sexually transmitted infections, including HIV, chlamydia, gonorrhoea and syphilis. We also offer HPV testing, cervical smears for women, and prostate health checks for men.

Is it discreet?

Yes. Everything is private and doctor led, in a calm and non judgemental setting. Results are given to you sensitively, with clear explanations and support.

How much does testing cost?

Screening profiles that include a blood test are £185 to £419, depending on how many infections are included. A blood serology test is £195. Swab-only tests are priced as listed. We confirm the fee before you book. Full pricing is on our appointments and fees page.

How quickly are results ready?

Most results are back within a few days. We contact you in the way you ask us to, and explain what the results mean and what, if anything, to do next.

Can you advise on contraception?

Yes. We are happy to discuss contraception options and wider sexual health, without judgement, and to help you choose what suits you.

In clinic · Palmers Green

Speak to a GP about sexual health, discreetly.

For advice about symptoms, contraception or previous results, speak to a GP at our Palmers Green clinic. Testing and consultations are private, doctor led and confidential.

Please do not send confidential medical information by WhatsApp.